Dating circumcision

By a slim margin, the greatest number of respondents remain foreskin-neutral, which is good news for men everywhere.

Most women are, in fact, equal-opportunity employers in bed.

And as for those of you who are circumcised, are you one of the many who want your foreskin back?

If so, there's a Facebook page for that, but then again, there's a Facebook page for everything.

"For men interested in women, it is quite easy to see if the woman's breast size is to his liking or not, or even the shape and size of her derriere," the website says. There are many women that feel the size of a man's penis is very important to them." However, because a "properly behaved", respectful woman would never dare ask a man how big his penis is or whether he is circumcised, "a woman will date a man perhaps for a few days, weeks or maybe months," just to be disappointed with "what they find," when they finally "take things to a new level," according to the website.

So, how do women really feel about uncircumcised/intact penises? Uncircumcised penises are not so easy on the eyes, but they make giving handjobs a piece of cake.

So, uncut men of the world, do you agree that you're better lovers?

Pay attention, because this is probably the only poll about dicks you’ll read about that doesn’t involve Donald Trump until November 2016. Fifty women weighed in -- but before we get to their reasoning, let’s take a look at the results. Even a dick poll can’t escape the two-party metric of American politics, with dual dominating perspectives coming in nearly neck and neck (or turtleneck and turtleneck, as it were).

While it wasn’t touched on during the debates, foreskin is an issue that affects everyone. And as in most elections, the more moderate perspective always seems to win.


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